Ladies, Please!

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Do men really bounce back?

Sorry about the interruption between tips, but I had #6 almost complete and somehow lost it. I'll get back to it.

So anyway, I've been thinking about it for the last couple of days.

Do men really bounce back?

I don't think so! Seriously, I have a couple of friends, myself included (he-he), whose husbands don't bounce back the way they're "reportedly" supposed to. What happened? Has something gone wrong? Has God's original balance of emotions among Adam and Eve gotten ahh--debalanced? Love the new word--verb: debalance!

The balance went like this: out of all of the emotionality distributed at creation, God gave ALL of it to Eve .

But, it seems something's going wrong. Ah-got it! Everything in the world in becoming very unbalanced. You know, things are getting debalanced all the time. Men don't work as hard as they used to, women don't cook as much as they once did. Men don't mind looking like women, even when they're not homosexual. Women are rising up way above their heads.

Oh, the signs of the end times.

So back to my point...men don't get over problems/fights like they used to. They hold on, and hold on, and reference the problems months ahead. They're acting more like women nowadays. What can we do! It's just another one of those things of which we have no control over.

Oh well! Go figure!

Tip # 5...

Have a close friend.

As in tip #4, I want to remind you that you are not alone. How do you know you're not alone? Get a friend who has as many, or more, problems than you do...JUST KIDDING!

Seriously, if you have a close (true) friend whom you can confide in, whom you can share your downs without having pity parties, whom you know will encourage you in your time of need, you will be a stronger person.

If you don't have one of these already, I'll tell you how to get one...

Pray, pray, pray---This leads to tip #6.

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